You've got questions; that's normal. This isn't a Shopify drop though — it's a meme media artifact wrapped in love and AI code.
Let's get into it.
Every issue is printed on demand — no warehouses, no mass production and no printers afraid of AI, or the eternal beauty of the female form.
It takes 7–10 days to process your order. After that, it ships directly to you, discreet but dangerous.
We process payments through NowPayments. You'll see a wallet address and QR code at checkout.
We accept BTC, ETH, USDT and more. Gas fees are baked in. Your wallet becomes your receipt.
Currently, we ship within the U.S.
International shipping coming soon — assuming border agents don't flag us for obscenity.
No returns. No refunds. No takesies backsies.
This is a print-on-demand zine with NSFW content. It's yours forever, for better or worse.
Yes. Glossy, printed, bound and sealed.
You'll smell the ink. You'll feel the weight. You might blush.
Yes. Intentionally. Tastefully. Algorithmically.
AI-generated centerfolds, crypto erotica and articles that would get flagged by your HR department.
That depends on you. We've got the files. The stories. The centerfolds.
But this isn't a subscription — it's a cultural experiment.
Not officially. But if you're holding something weird, beautiful, or dangerous…
you'll find us. Or we'll find you.
Buy it. Post it. Join the affiliate program.
Tape it to a wall. Slide it into someone's DMs. Tell your people you held something real.